Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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