If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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