Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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