i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
