I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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