in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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