32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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