Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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