Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
