I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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