check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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