i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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