We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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