I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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