Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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