bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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