i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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