She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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