the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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