dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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