Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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