Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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