Taylor Swift is so right about you.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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