Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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