i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
