I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She's the barista slut.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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