Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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