I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I think I sprained my soul last night
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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