Barsexuality is the new black.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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