I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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