she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
this hospital has no fireball
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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