I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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