I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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