When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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