Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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