dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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