Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The chlamydia really affected his face.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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