I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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