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Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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