Duck Duck Cougar?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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