Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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