Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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