after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You are a genius and a whore.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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