i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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