Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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