He kissed a someone with a penis
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
What a dumb baby whore.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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