I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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