Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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