I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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