in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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