Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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