bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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