Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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