they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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