My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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