new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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