Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
being pregnant is like rehab
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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