So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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